Pretty sure, the man, the myth, the launchend, Dustin Bliven celebrated a birthday yesterday. Dec. 31st, I think.
You know how I know that? Because I have a December birthday and always hated USA/age based tourneys because I was always one of the youngest guys in the bracket. So every time I whined about it, my dad would say, “stop acting like a child, dumbass. You don’t see Dustin Bliven pouting over there and he has a worse birthday than you!!!” Haha, heard this like 30 times.
Hope someone remembered to give him birthday spankings yesterday… I’m sure it wasn’t hard to forget because he confidently presents his hips to everyone!!!😂😎😂
